DuckTales: Remastered/Transcript

DuckTales: Remastered

Opening Movie[]

(A single bomb appears on screen and explodes near the Money Bin door, with several others destroying the door soon after, triggering an alarm.)
(Beagle Boys raid the Bin, camera pans to a distant McDuck Manor)
Scrooge: Curse me kilts! Me money bin alarm! Quick, Duckworth, get the limo!
Duckworth: I shall get her in gear, sir.
(limo starts)
Scrooge: Hurry, Duckworth! Hurry!
Duckworth: The pedal is to the metal, Mr. McDuck!
(Limo is seen driving into the foreground, Scrooge leaps out of it upon arrival)
Scrooge: Not the Beagle Boys again. If they think they can stand between Scrooge McDuck and his three cubic acres of cash, they've got another thing comin'.

Money Bin (Intro Stage)[]

Finding Huey[]

Huey: Unca Scrooge! Unca Scrooge! Up here!
Scrooge: Huey. Are ye all right, my boy?
Huey: Yeah, but you better watch out. The Beagle Boys messed up with your security system!
Baggy Beagle: D'uh, yeah. We's taken over the whole place.
Scrooge: Gah! Me money!
Huey: Hey, don't forget about me, Unca Scrooge!
Scrooge: Eh? O-oh! Don't worry lad, I'll save ya.
(Scrooge turns on a switch, activating a robotic arm that hits Baggy Beagle on the head)
Baggy Beagle: Mama Beagle so proud. D'uh, now that's what I call a stomachache.
Scrooge: You were hit on the head, ye moronic marauder.
(Baggy Beagle flees)
Huey: Thanks, Unca Scrooge!
Scrooge: You're welcome, lad. But, Huey, what are ye doin' here?
Huey: Well, we saw the Beagle Boys goin' into the Money Bin, and-
Scrooge: "We"?
Huey: Sure, Louie and Dewey are here, too. You better hurry, Unca Scrooge; they might be in trouble.

Finding Dewey[]

Burger Beagle: Hey, kid. Ya got a sandwich or somethin'?
Dewey: Let me go, you Beagle Bum!
(Camera pans to scene)
Burger Beagle: Not even for an afternoon snack. Big Time'd throttle me.
Scrooge: Get away from him ye gluttonous goon!
Burger Beagle: Sorry, Scroogy. Not a chance.
(Scrooge tricks Burger Beagle into his own trap, knocking him off-screen)
Dewey: You saved me, Unca Scrooge!
Scrooge: Aye, I did. Are ye hurt, lad?
Dewey: Nah, I'm fine -- but I saw Louie heading up the stairs, with about a thousand Beagle Boys right behind him.
Scrooge: Stay here. I'll handle this.

Finding Louie[]

Louie: Hurry, Unca Scrooge! They're headed for your office!
Scrooge: Hold on, lad! I'll have ye free in a jiffy!
Bouncer Beagle: Not so fast, McDuck. We're runnin' things around here, now.
Scrooge: Curse me kilts! One false move and I'm a roast duck.
Louie: Leave me, Unca Scroge! It's not worth it!
Scrooge: Nonsense, me boy.
Bouncer Beagle: You'll never beat us, Scrooge! Hey, when I get the gold, I'm gonna buy
(Scrooge activates another trap, Bouncer is knocked off-screen)
Louie: Woo-hoo! We almost got 'em all.
Scrooge: A fat lot of good that'll do us if they make it to me vault.

Boss: Big Time Beagle[]

Pre-fight[]

Scrooge: Step away from me fortune, ye crook.
Big Time Beagle: Eh, eh, eh. Not this time, McDuck! (switches his hat with an army helmet) You ain't gettin' the drop on this Beagle Boy!

Post-fight[]

Big Time Beagle: Curse you, McDuck! This ain't the last you'll see of me!
(Big Time Beagle flees, camera pans near Scrooge's desk)
Scrooge: Good riddance to bad beagles, I say. Now, why in the world was he interested in this old painting? Surely there are more valuable...
(Painting turns into a sheet of paper and falls near Scrooge)
Scrooge: Well, pluck me pinfeathers. It looks like some kind of secret code. Boys, boys!
(Louie, Dewey and Huey arrive)
Louie: What'd ya find, Unca Scrooge?
Huey: Yeah, what is it?
Scrooge: I'm not sure. But, I know how to find out. I'll feed it into my super-computer and use Gyro's new crypto-analysis program. Then we'll know what the Beagle Boys were after. Stand back, lads.
(Paper is processed, data appears on the super-computer screen)
Scrooge: Brigadoon!
Huey: What is it, Unca Scrooge?
Scrooge: It's a treasure map, lads! And no ordinary treasure by the look of things!
Dewey: Only Unca Scrooge would call any kinda treasure "ordinary".
Louie: Look! One of the treasures is in the middle of the Amazon!
Huey: And there's another one in Transylvania...
Louie And one buried ten miles underground!
Dewey: Hey, wait a minute. Somethin's screwy. This last treasure can't be right.
Louie: Yeah. There's no mountain on earth that's that high!
Huey: Well, according to the Junior Woodchuck's Guidebook, to get there we hafta take about five hundred thirty-seven million steps straight up 'til we reach the moon.
Dewey: Ya mean, the MOON moon?
Scrooge: It looks that way, lads! Well, what are we waiting for? That treasure's not going to discover itself!

The Amazon[]

Post-Stage Select[]

Scrooge: Get Launchpad on the horn! I'm headed to the Amazon jungle - to find the Sceptre of the Incan King.

Intro[]

(Scrooge and Launchpad arrive in the Amazon by plane)
Scrooge: Thanks for the lift, Launchpad!
Launchpad: No problemo. "Lift" is one of my favorite principles of aerodynamics. Oh, uh, say... got your radio, Mr. McDee?
Scrooge: Aye, o'course I do.
Launchpad: Great. then, I'll be your eyes in the sky.
(Launchpad leaves, Scrooge ventures into the forest)
Scrooge: I'd be happy if you'd just keep your eyes on the sky for once. What an air head.
Launchpad: (on radio) Hey! I heard that.
Scrooge: Now then, ancient Incan legends claim the King's Sceptre was locked away in a giant Temple of the Clouds, and it should be dead ahead.
Launchpad: Gee, Mr. McDee. I see a lotta clouds, but no temple.
Scrooge: You wouldn't, Launchpad. The legend says the temple was hidden away from all by King Manco Capquack himself. But, there's bound to be a way to reveal it buried somewhere in this overgrown salad bowl, and I'm not leavin' 'til I find it.

Nightingale Coin[]

Scrooge: Launchpad, I've found an ancient coin depicting a nightingale.
Launchpad: Neato. You haven't stumbled across a pizza joint down there, have ya, Mr. McDee? I'm gettin' kinda hungry up here.
Scrooge: (Sighs) I'm not even going to dignify that question with a response.

Eagle Coin[]

Scrooge: Another coin! And this one has an inscription of an eagle.

Queen's Horse Coin[]

Scrooge: Aha! A coin bearing the image of the Queen's horse. It'll help us find the treasure for sure!
Launchpad: How can ya tell, boss?
Scrooge: Never doubt the well-honed instincts of an experienced treasure hunter.
Launchpad: If you say so, Mr. McDee.

Sun Coin[]

Scrooge: A coin showing the sun! Gads, I nearly tripped over it!

Scythe Coin[]

Scrooge: Look at this -- an ancient coin with the image of a scythe. It must represent a good harvest.
Launchpad: This is Launchpad, calling Mr. McDee.
Scrooge: What is it, Launchpad?
Launchpad: I'm running a little low on fuel up here.
Scrooge: Well, where are the extra fuel canisters?
Launchpad: Heh-heh, well that's why I'm callin' ya, boss. I checked the glove compartment, but all I found was gloves.
Scrooge: Oh, you'd best find those fuel canisters or the next thing you'll be flyin' is a model airplane.
Launchpad: Okay, okay. Yeesh. Last time I ask you for help.
Scrooge: Is that a promise?

Spear Coin[]

Scrooge: (laughs) Found another one, and it depicts the ruling might of a spear.
Launchpad: This is Launchpad. Mr. McDee! Come in, Mr. M-- (crashes)
Scrooge: Launchpad, what was that?
Launchpad: Uh, nothin', boss. I'm sure nobody was usin' that tree anyway.
(numerous monkeys are heard on the radio)
Launchpad: Uh, except maybe them. (beat) ...And them. (beat) ...And also them.

Shield Coin[]

Scrooge: Look at this one: it shows a shield. You know, I bet those Incans could've minted a whole lot more coins if they hadn'ae tried to make each one unique.

Scales Coin[]

Scrooge: Aha! The coin bears an image of the Scales of Justice! Just what I need to help me find the Sceptre.
Launchpad: Ya know, Mr. McDee, I had a thought.
Scrooge: Launchpad, why start now and spoil a perfect record?
Launchpad: That's a good question.
Scrooge: Well, I don't have all day, what was your thought?
Launchpad: Come to think of it, I forgot. Heh, heh, heh.
Scrooge: Laucnhpad, were you dropped on your head much as a child?
Launchpad: All the time! Why?

Manco Capquack Slab[]

First Encounter[]

Scrooge: Come in, Launchpad! I've found something. There's a carving of Manco Capquack on this store slab, and there's eight circular notches around it.
Launchpad: Sounds great! Does it tell us how to find the treasure?
Scrooge: Well, I'm not sure what it tell us. But, I am certain that it's an important clue.

With some Coins[]

Scrooge: Bless me bagpipes! These coins I've found will fit perfectly into those notches.
Launchpad: Aw, you musta come across an ancient Incan poker table, Mr. McDee. How 'bout I come down there and you deal me in for a hand?
Scrooge: You come down here and I'll deal you a blow to the head. You're supposed to be keeping an eye out for trouble, remember?
Launchpad: Heh, heh. Oh, right. Trouble spottin' it is.

With all Coins[]

Scrooge: Launchpad! What if the images on these coins symbolize the various tribes of Manco Capquack's empire? Maybe if I surround him with 'em... No. It's not working.
Launchpad: Hey, maybe you say the magic words. Or maybe not.
Scrooge: Will ye look at that! The ancient city of Manco Capquack! And that beam of light? It must be pointin' to the Temple of the Clouds. But how am I gonna get across?
Launchpad: Up here, Mr. McDee.

At the Temple[]

Scrooge: Whoh-ho! I did it! I found the legendary temple of Manco Capquack!
Launchpad: With a little help from your ol' pal Launchpad McQuack.
Scrooge: Oh, of course, Launchpad. I couldn'ae done it without ye. Now just hold on, and with a little luck, that Sceptre'll be mine in no time.

Finding Mrs. Beakley[]

Scrooge: Mrs. Beakley, what are you doin' here?
Mrs. Beakley: Why, I'm seeing that you get a proper meal, Mr. McDuck.
Scrooge: You're always as good as your word, my dear.
(Mrs. Beakley walks away)

Boss: Incan King[]

Pre-fight[]

Scrooge: There it is, the King's Sceptre. Well, this was easier to find than a penny in a parking lot.
(Incan King is awakened, the temple shakes)
Scrooge: Curse me kilts! What was that?

Post-fight[]

(Temple starts to collapse)
Launchpad: Hurry, Mr. McDee! This place is falling to pieces!
Scrooge: No! I'm not leavin' without that Sceptre!
(Sceptre falls, temple continues to collapse)
Scrooge: Get us out of here, Launchpad!
(Scrooge and Launchpad escape the scene and reach ground)
Scrooge: I cannae believe we came all this way for nothin'.
(Incan tribe surrounds Scrooge and Launchpad)
Scrooge: What's the meaning of this?
Chief: Outsider, our prophecies have long foretold that our ancient city would one day be returned to us. For hundreds of years we have waited, and at last that day has come.
Scrooge: Ye mean you're not mad at me?
Chief: Mad? Quite the contrary, feathered one. Is there anything we can do to repay you?
Scrooge: Well, now that ye mention it, I did come here lookin' for an ancient sceptre. I dinnae suppose...
Chief: Does it look like this? (shows them the Sceptre of the Incan King) It fell from the temple.
Launchpad: All that climbin' for nothing, eh, Mr. McDee?
Scrooge: Bless me bagpipes! The Sceptre of the Incan King!
Chief: It is yours. Take it and go in peace.
(Scrooge takes the Sceptre, and he and Launchpad walks away)
Chief: (whispering to tribe) After all, it was just the old king's backscratcher.

Pre-Stage Select[]

(Scrooge arrives back home to his nephews)
Scrooge: The Sceptre of the Incan King. I tell you boys, somethin' special about this treasure.
Huey: Really, Unca Scrooge?
Louie: Yeah. It looks like an old backscratcher to us.
Louie, Huey and Dewey: (unanimously laugh)
Scrooge: You boys need to learn some respect for the finer things in life. Now, if you're done havin' fun at your old uncle's expense, help me decide where we should go next.

Transylvania[]

Post-Stage Select[]

Scrooge: Pack your bags, boys! We're off to Transylvania - we're not come back without the Coin of the Lost Realm.

Intro[]

(Launchpad flies Scrooge and the nephews to Transylvania by plane)
Scrooge: This is it, kids! Draculesti Manor, home of the legendary Drake Von Vladstone - heir to the Coin of the Lost Realm.
Dewey: Boy, it's kinda creepy out here, isn't it?
Louie: Uh... Unca Scrooge, we're not gonna break into this guy's house, are we?
Scrooge: Of course not, Louie. This castle's been abandoned for centuries.
Huey: Hey, look at this! The Junior Woodchuck Guidebook says, "Drake Von Gladstone was best known by his nickname, Count Dracula Duck."
Webby: Is there really a monster in there, Uncle Scrooge?
Dewey: Aw, don't be silly, Webby!
Huey: Yeah, there's no such thing as Dracula!
Louie: Right! Uhh... he is right, isn't he, Uncle Scrooge?
Scrooge: Of course he is, Louie! Vampires, bashness, and mischievous spirts are just a lot of superstitious hocus pocus.
(thunder strikes in the distance)
Scrooge: But, you'd better stick close to me. Just in case.

Upon entering the castle[]

Scrooge: Now, you boys stay put and keep an eye on Webbigail. I'll be back with the treasure in no time.
Huey: Aww nuts! We wanna come with you, Unca Scrooge!
Scrooge: Dinnae worry. I'll be back with the coin before you can say "E Pluribus Unum."
Huey: Eee purple bus who-um?
Louie: Yeah. I'm not sure that's as fast as you think it is.
Dewey: Besides, why should we have to stay here just because Webby's a big chicken?
Huey and Louie: Yeah!
Louie: We're not afraid of... whatever's hiding out there... are we?
Webby: You boys are so mean! I'll show you who's not afraid of the dark!
(Webby storms off)
Huey, Dewey and Louie: Wait! Webby!
(the nephews chase after her, only to fall into a trap door)
Webby: Oh, no!
Scrooge: Huey! Dewey! Louie!
Webby: Will they be all right, Uncle Scrooge?
Scrooge: Of course. Everything will be fine, my darlin'. Wait here, and I'll be back with the lads lickety split!

Finding Huey[]

Huey: Hey! Unca Scrooge, get me down from here!

Post-fight[]

Bouncer Beagle: Yeow! I'm outta here!
(Bouncer Beagle flees)
Huey: Hey! That wasn't a ghost at all! It was a Beagle Boy in disguise!
Scrooge: Trying to beat me to my treasure, no doubt. But it'll take more than an old bed-sheet and flour dust to frighten off Scrooge McDuck.
Huey: Look, Unca Scrooge! That Beagle Boy dropped something! It's an old piece of paper.
Scrooge: Twist me tarten! It's an ancient rune.
Huey: You mean, like a magic spell?
Scrooge: Aye, lad. At least part of one.
Huey: Gee, I wonder who tore it into pieces?
Scrooge: We'll worry about that later. Right now I want ye to head to the front door, and wait for me. I'll be back once I've found the treasure. Off ye go, lad!
(Huey walks away)

Finding Dewey[]

Dewey: Unca Scrooge, help!

Post-fight[]

Burger Beagle: Well, I guess ya found me out. Oh, well. You guys got any lunch?
Scrooge and Dewey: No!
Burger Beagle: Okay, okay! You don't gotta be all touchy about it. See ya!
(Burger Beagle flees)
Dewey: Aw, that guy gives me the heeby jeebies. He was startin' to look at me like I was lunch.
Scrooge: Well, next time he'll think twice before scrappin' with Scrooge McDuck.
Dewey: Speakin' of scraps, he dropped this, Unca Scrooge!
Scrooge: Ah, it looks like another piece of that torn-up sorcery.
Dewey: Uhh...say what?
Scrooge: A magic spell. And it's nearly complete; just one piece left to find. If only I knew where to start looking...
Dewey: Well, that Bungle Boy did say this house has an illusion wall. Uh, do you think he meant -
Scrooge: Of course -- a secret passage! No wonder I've been having so much trouble findin' anything around here. Good lad -- now off ye go. I need ye to wait at the entrance with the others.
(Dewey walks away)

Finding Louie[]

Louie: Unca Scrooge!

Post-fight[]

Scrooge: Not so tough without your army helmet, eh?
Louie: Wait'll the gang in Sing Sing finds out you were knocked flat by a old guy and his cane.
Scrooge: Eh, thank you, lad.
Big Time Beagle: Yeah, well, ya better be careful where you go pokin' around, McDuck, or you'se gonna have much bigger problems than me. S'long!
(Big Time Beagle flees)
Scrooge: Now, what do ye suppose he meant by that? It doesn't matter. Quick, lad, see if there's a scrap of paper lying about.
Louie: Uhh...you mean like this one, Unca Scrooge?
Scrooge: Exactly! This is the last piece of the riddle.
Louie: But, what's it do?
Scrooge: That's what I'm about to find out. Quick, lad, go meet Webby and the others at the entrance. And all of you - stay put!
(Louie walks away)

Finding Mrs. Beakley[]

Scrooge: Mrs. Beakley, now where did you come from?
Mrs. Beakley: Why from home of course. I had to be sure you were all right in this filthy place!
Scrooge: You're worth your weight in gold, Mrs. Beakley. Err... if you'll pardon the expression.
Mrs. Beakley: Of course, but I'll find my own way out, thank you very much.
(Mrs. Beakley walks away)

Finding the Mirror[]

Scrooge: What's this? Part of the spell matches the inscriptions on this mirror.

With all Scraps[]

Scrooge: Luck of the Ducks! I've solved the riddle.
(Dewey, Louie and Huey arrive)
Louie: What riddle, Unca Scrooge?
Scrooge: Boys! I thought I told you to stay with Webby!
(Webby arrives)
Webby: They did stay with me, Uncle Scrooge! I'm right here. (gasps) Oooh! What a pretty mirror!
Scrooge: Aye, lass. And if I'm right, using this spell will reveal the foul perpetrator behind all these shenanigans!
(upon the spell's cast, the scraps surround and enter the mirror, only for Magica to appear in the frame)
Magica: (laughs)
Scrooge: Magica De Spell! I should have known you'd be behind this!
Magica: Oh, Scroogy, my old friend! You wouldn't believe how much fun it is watching you run around making a fool of yourself.
Scrooge: What?
Magica: Oh, you really don't think you need ancient sorcery to find Coin of Lost Realm, do you? No, I had Beagle Boys hide proper scraps to throw you off trail.
Scrooge: Why you sneaky, conniving-
Magica: Please! Save compliments for garden party.
Scrooge: What garden party?
Magica: The one I will throw in celebration when I get home with Lost Coin! So long, fools! Ah, ha ha ha ha haaa!
Webby: Gee, she isn't very nice.
Huey: You said it, Webby.
Scrooge: All right, you kids stay here. I'm gonna track down that witch and give'r her a piece of my mind!

Boss: Magica De Spell[]

Pre-fight[]

Magica: Scrooge, why must you always meddle? The coin is mine!

Post-fight[]

Magica: Blast these inferior mirror and beam spells. Is last time I shop for spell ingredients at discount store. You haven't seen the last of Magica De Spell! You may have Coin of Lost Realm, but your Number One Dime will soon be mine!
(Magica laughs as she leaves the scene)
(Webby, Dewy, Huey and Louie arrive)
Huey, Dewey, Louie and Webby: Yay, Uncle Scrooge!

Pre-Stage Select[]

(Scrooge et al. arrive home)
Huey: Do you think Magica will keep out of our way now, Unca Scrooge?
Scrooge: It's hard to say, lad. Folks like her have a way of poppin' up at the most inconvenient moments.
Louie: Well, when it comes to Magica, there's no such thing as a convenient moment.
Scrooge: Too true, Louie. Now then, where to next, lads?

African Mines[]

Post-Stage Select[]

Scrooge: Find Gyro! Our next stop's Africa, and the center of the Earth!
Dewey: What treasure do ya think you'll find there, Unca Scrooge?
Scrooge: Only the largest gem known to history: the Giant Diamond of the Inner-Earth!

Intro[]

(Launchpad flies Scrooge et al. to the Mines, only for them to find a lone Gyro developing a tether upon their arrival)
Scrooge: Aye, lads. This is the place! I can feel all those diamonds singin' to me. And it's a pretty song, too. (beat) Gyro! I thought you said this winch was brand new.
Gyro: It was! It's an unbreakable diamond tether, Mr. McDuck. I made it myself.
Scrooge: So long as you dinnae use any of my diamonds to do the job.
(a rush of Workers flees the Mine)
Scrooge: What's all this hullabaloo? Your lunch break isn't for two hours.
Worker: We heard... v-v-v-voices down there, Mr. McDuck. Strange, g-g-ghostly voices.
Scrooge: Nonsense. There aren't any "v-v-v-voices" down there.
Worker: Whatever you say, Mr. McDuck, but your mine's haunted. YOU finish digging it!
(the Worker runs away)
Scrooge: Ye want anythin' done, you've got to do it yourself. And believe you me, if I hear voices down there, I'll give them a good talking-to. Now, you stay here, boys. I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
Gyro: The rock bottom, Mr. McDuck. This mine shaft goes down for miles.

Finding the Broken Lift[]

(Scrooge and the nephews arrive to a broken lift)
Louie: This old lift won't budge, Unca Scrooge.
Dewey: Looks like the key's missin'.
Huey: You don't think the g-ghosts ran off with it, do you?
Scrooge: If I hear one more word about this mine being haunted, I'll start hauntin' it meself!

Finding the Key to the Lift[]

Dewey: Hey! You found the key.
Huey: Did the ghosts have it?
Scrooge: (groan) I'm tellin' you kids for the last time, there are no ghosts in this mine!
Louie: I don't know about that, Unca Scrooge. Somethin' musta cut the tether line.
Dewey: And broke the winch.
Huey: And scared away these workers.
Scrooge: I can tell ye what scared 'em away -- overactive imaginations. I'm not about to let a bunch of silly superstitions stand between me and the Giant Diamond of the Inner-Earth. Now, man the controls and lower away, lads!

Finding Mrs. Beakley[]

Scrooge: Why are you here, Mrs. Beakley?
Mrs. Beakley: The center of the Earth is quite toasty, Mr. McDuck. I wanted to make sure you dressed in layers. I hope you're taking care of the boys, Mr. McDuck. They're always finding their way into mischief.
(Mrs. Beakley walks away)

Arriving at the Great Games[]

(Scrooge hops out of a minecart, barely missing several Terra Firmians bouncing past)
Scrooge: Now, what in the world do you suppose those are?
Huey: (off-screen) Out in the way!
(Huey, Dewey and Louie arrive)
Louie: Oh my achin' tail feathers.
Scrooge: Boys! Didn't I did not tell ye to stay with Gyro?
Huey: Well, we, uh... uh...
Scrooge: (groan) I'm disappointed in you lads! It's dangerous down here.
Louie: Aww... we just wanted to help, Unca Scrooge.
Dewey: Yeah!
(Scrooge overhears the Games in the distance)
Scrooge: Hush, lads! Did you hear that?
Louie: Quack-a-roonie! Those must be the... v-v-v-voices that miner was talking about.
Scrooge: You guys go back the way ye came. This is no place for children.
Huey, Dewey and Louie: Yes, Unca Scrooge.
(Louie, Dewey and Huey run away)

Boss: Terra Firmie King[]

Pre-fight[]

Scrooge: You! What's the meaning all of this racket?
Terra Firmie King: Out of the way, stranger! As THE king of the Terra-Firmians, I forbid anyone to interfere with the Great Games.
Scrooge: "Great Games?"
Terra Firmie King: Stand back! You'll interfere with the roll!

(Four Terra Firmians crash into Scrooge, angering the King)

Terra Firmie King: Strange creature, you are disqualified: Yes, you are disqualified for unsportsmanlike conduct and roll-and-crash interference!
Scrooge: Now, see here. I own this mine, and I won't be bossed around by an overblown fuzz ball. Step aside, I've got work to do.
Terra Firmie King: Oh, so you're the one causing all the ruckus up above. Well, I've heard enough!

Post-fight[]

Terra Firmie King: I can hold up under your assault no longer, stronger. What is it you wish from us?
Scrooge: Well for starters, stop these infernal games! You're causin' earthquakes, scarin' off my works, ruinin' my equipment! It's nigh impossible to mine for diamonds!
Terra Firmie King: Diamonds?
Scrooge: Aye, diamonds. Like this one, though the particular one I'm after is fair bit bigger.
Terra Firmie King: Oh, you refer to garbage rocks! We have no use for garbage rocks. They're hard and sharp. And you can't roll them at all!
Scrooge: You don't say? Hmm... Tell you what: I'll do ye favor and haul away your, uh... garbage rocks, free of charge. Just keep the earthquakes to a minimum, all right?
Terra Firmie King: Agreed. I am proud to announce that the Terra-Firmians hereby welcome your garbage rock mining operation. Here, you can start by getting rid of this one!
Scrooge: Bless me bagpipes! The Giant Diamond of the Inner-Earth.
(a crowd cheers as Scrooge claims the Diamond)

Pre-Stage Select[]

Louie: Gee, Unca Scrooge. Ya mean there weren't any ghosts down there after all?
Scrooge: That's right, Louie. As I told you boys - there's a rational explanation for everything.
Dewey: Yeah. A whole kingdom of underground creatures who cause earthquakes as part of a game is a completely rational explanation.
Scrooge: Uh, aye... Never mind, boys. The point is, we made it back with the Giant Diamond of the Inner-Earth, and gained an entire diamond mine in the process. Now, where to next, lads?

The Himalayas[]

Post-Stage Select[]

Scrooge: Pack my parka, Duckworth. We're headed for the Himalayas -- to hunt for the Lost Crown of Genghis Khan.
Duckworth: Shall I forward your calls, sir?
(Webby arrives)
Webby: Gee, can, I come, Uncle Scrooge? I want to see the pretty Himalayan marmots.
Scrooge: Ugh. Not this time, Webby, darlin'. I need you here, looking after the boys. Otherwise, who knows what kind of trouble they might get into.
Webby: Oh. That's very smart.
(Webby walks away)
Huey, Dewey and Louie: Unca Scrooge!
Scrooge: Indulge me, lads. The last thing this expedition needs is a wee lass about. I'm gonna have enough trouble looking after Launchpad.

Intro[]

(Scrooge and Launchpad crash into a Himalayan mountain)
Scrooge: Launchpad! I told you to land in the center of the mountain range. Not in the center of a mountain!
Launchpad: Gee, Mr. McDee. I thought that crash was rock solid.
Scrooge: The only rocks around here are the ones inside your head. (groan) We're nowhere near Shadow Pass and the Lost Crown. Now, fix this wreck so we can get airborne. And step to it, lad; I'm payin' you by the hour, and I'll nae having ye billin' me for overtime.
Launchpad: No problem, boss! As long as I have this fuel regulator, we're as good as... Whoopsie daisy!
(Launchpad drops the fuel regulator into the depths below)
Launchpad: Oops! Uh, my mom always said I was a butterfingers.
Scrooge: Oh, no! Please tell me you've got another one of those.
Launchpad: Sure, I do. But, it's back in Duckburg.
Scrooge: Launchpad!
Launchpad: Don't worry, Mr. McDee. I'll climb down and get it.
Scrooge: You'll do no such thing. I'll get it. You stay here and try not to cause any more damage.
Launchpad: Okay... You're the boss.

Finding the Fuel Regulator[]

Scrooge: Ha, ha. Jackpot.
(a group of Snow Bunnies destroy the Fuel Regulator)
Scrooge: Here, now; don't touch that! I need it to fix my plane. Stop!!
(the Bunnies run away, leaving Scrooge in a panic)
Scrooge: Oh, it's too late. Those bunny bandits have torn it apart. I've got to find those pieces, fast!

Fuel Regulator Piece 1[]

Scrooge: Mornin' glory! He-he ha-ha! Now to find the other two pieces.

Finding Bubba[]

Scrooge: Curse me kilts, it's Bubba Duck! Looks like the poor little peabrain got caught in a deep freeze!

Breaking Bubba free[]

Bubba: Ohhh... Wha happen? Skooge? Ooga! Ooga! Skoodge save Bubba!
Scrooge: There, there, little fellow. Uncle Scrooge is here to help.
Bubba: Skooge save Bubba! Skooge save Bubba! Skooge save Bubba!
(Bubba accidentally knocks Scrooge during his celebration)
Scrooge: Bubba help Skooge! Bubba help Skooge... forever.
Scrooge: Ye know, I could use a bit of help smashin' away the giant icebox. What do ye say, Bubba?
Bubba: Ooga! Ooga!
Scrooge: In that case follow me, lad!

Reaching surface with Bubba[]

Scrooge: This is the end of the line, Bubba. It's time for ye to head to teh surface.
Bubba: Bubba home with Skooge?
Scrooge: Aye. Launchpad is waitin' to take ye home to Duckberg. On your way now.
(Bubba walks away)

Fuel Regulator Piece 2[]

Scrooge: It's the second piece of the fuel regulator. One more piece to find and we can get out of this overgrown icebox.

Fuel Regulator Piece 3[]

Scrooge: Oh, luck of the ducks - the last one! Now, to get this fuel regulator back to Launchpad!

Finding Mrs. Beakely[]

Scrooge: Why are you here, Mrs. Beakley?
Mrs. Beakley: Because you're freezing, Mr. McDuck. This will keep your insides warm and toasty.
Scrooge: Aw, thank ye kindly, dear.
Mrs. Beakley: I'll see myself out, Mr. McDuck. Don't you worry about a thing.
(Mrs. Beakley walks away)

Returning to surface with the Fuel Regulator[]

Scrooge: (shows Launchpad the fuel regulator) Here ye go, Launchpad. Good as new. Now, get this bucket of bolts back the sky.
Launchpad: Just a tick, Mr. McDee. This... oughtta... do it.
(Webby pops out of the plane's hood)
Launchpad: Now, there's your problem.
Scrooge: Webbigail! What in the world are you doing here?
Webby: I wanted to see the pretty Crown, Unca Scrooge.
Scrooge: Oh, great. Now, I've got to babysit you and Launchpad!
Webby: But I can help, Uncle Scrooge! You're not like the boys, are you? You don't think I'm just a worthless tag-along, do you?
Launchpad: We're ready for liftoff, Mr. McDee!
Scrooge: And not a moment too soon. Strap in tight, Webby, dear.

Mid-boss: Flintheart Glomgold[]

Pre-fight[]

(Scrooge et al. are in the plane with a narrating Launchpad)
Launchpad: Off we go! Nothin' but blue skies ahead! Clear as bell! Not a cloud in sight-
Scrooge: Launchpad! Knock off that infernal chatter.
Launchpad: Gee whiz- I was only tryin' to lighten the mood.
Scrooge: If anything, we need to lighten the plane. Feels like she's lost maneuverability what with all the er, unexpected cargo we seem to've picked up.
Launchpad: No worries, Mr. McDee! I've got the coordinates for Shadow Pass locked in. We'll be there lickety split.
Glomgold: (in the distance) More like lickety-splat!
Scrooge: Glomgold!
Glomgold: Nice to see ye, McDuck. Especially since you've lead me right to the treasure! To whom do I owe my thanks? Your idiotic pilot, or did ya' play it safe and let those two wee ones fly the plane?
Scrooge: You dirty cheat. Only you could sink so low.
Launchpad: And at 15,000 feet, no less.
Glomgold: Complain all you like. The Last Crown of Genghis Khan will look right at home on my feathered noggin', wouldn't you say, Scroogey?
Launchpad: That's what you think! You'll never beat us to Shadow Pass.
Glomgold: So, the crown is in Shadow Pass, eh? Thanks for tellin' me. (laughs)
Scrooge: Launchpad!

Post-fight[]

Glomgold: You haven't seen the last of me, McDuck!
Webby: Take that, you big old meanie! We sure showed him that cheaters never cheat and winners never win, didn't we?
Scrooge: Try it the other way 'round and I couldn't agree more, Webby. Pickle me pinfeathers! There it is... Shadow Pass directly ahead. Take us down, Launchpad - slow and steady, this time!
Launchpad: No problemo, Mr. McDee!

Boss: Snow Monster[]

Pre-fight[]

Scrooge: We're close to that treasure now. I can almost smell it.
Launchpad: Wasn't me.
Webby: Then, what was it?
Launchpad: That definitely wasn't me!
Scrooge: Whatever it is won't last long if it tries to get between me and the Lost Crown.
Webby: Unca Scrooge, don't go!
Scrooge: Dinnaw worry, lassie. Whatever it is that cave is no match for your Uncle Scrooge. I earned my fortune by being smarter than the smarties and tougher than the toughies. If anythin's in there, it had better step aside.
Webby: But, I'm scared.
Scrooge: Stay with Launchpad. He'll take good care of you.
Webby: Stay with Launchpad? Gee, now I'm extra scared.

Post-fight[]

Webby: (off-screen) Stop! Please stop!
(Webby arrives)
Scrooge: Webby?
(Launchpad arrives)
Webby: Be nice, Uncle Scrooge! That poor fuzzy lady didn't mean any harm... did you ma'am?
Snow Monster: Braw Braw Braaooow!
Scrooge: Ma'am? Don't be daft, lass. This monster tried to pummel me. Why, I nearly cashed my last check.
Snow Monster: Braw brawbraw braw.
Webby: Oh, I know, ma'am, but Uncle Scrooge is really nice once you get to know him.
Snow Monster: Bra braw bra braaaw.
Scrooge Webby, you understand this creature?
Webby: Of course, Uncle Scrooge. It's all in the Junior Woodchuck Guidebook.
Snow Monster: Braww braaaoooww braaaooow.
Scrooge: What's she sayin' now?
Webby: She says she's sorry if she hurt you. She's just upset 'cause she stepped on a thorn and can't get it out.
Scrooge: A thorn? (gasps) You don't suppose...
(Scrooge dives into the snow to pick the 'thorn' from the Monster's foot)
Scrooge: Here's your thrown, Webbigail! (chuckles) The Lost Crown of Genghis Khan.
Webby: The pretty crown! You found it!
Scrooge: Aye. The poor creature was standin' on it. Webby, I cannoe thank you enough. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. Without your help we never would have found the treasure. Oh... and thanks to you too, ma'am.
Snow Monster: Rwo rawar rawr.
Webby: I think she likes you, Uncle Scrooge.
Launchpad: Hey, that's odd. Usually it's me the ladies go gah-gah for.
Scrooge: Aye, well, let's get home before she grows any fonder of me.

Pre-Stage Select[]

Scrooge: The Lost Crown of Genghis Khan is mine, lads. All it took was a bit of tenacity and preservice.
Webby: And a little kindness and patience. Right, Uncle Scrooge?
Scrooge: Right you are, Webby darlin'. Now, where's Bubba run off to?
Huey: Yeah, where is he? He was here a minute ago.
Bubba: (off-screen) Why dolls no answer Bubba?
Louie: (Pointed a Bubba) He's over there havin' a tea party with Webby's toys.
Bubba: (off-screen) No? Bubba smash!
Dewey: Uh-oh, Webby. Sounds like Bubba's bot gettin' doing so good with your Quacky Patch Dolls.
Webby: (Gasps) You keep away from my dolls, mister!
(Webby rushes off)
Scrooge: Err, remember - kindness and patience, Webbigail. Set a good example for the lad. Well then, what treasure should we look for next?

The Moon[]

Post-Stage Select[]

Scrooge: It's a long way to the moon, but the Green Cheese of Longevity will make it worth the trip. Up, up and away! (laughs)

Intro[]

(Scrooge, Gyro and Fenton fly to the moon in a rocket, all chewing Oxy-chew)
Fenton: Gosh, Mr. McDuck. I've never been to the moon before.
Scrooge: Well, when it comes to space cadets, Fenton, you're a natural. Now, Gyro, why in the blazes are we chewing this awful blue muck?
Gyro: Why that's Oxy-chew, Mister McDuck. It's my latest invention: oxygen-flavored taffy. Five good chews and you can breathe on the lunar surface without a space suit. Oh, and it tastes great, too!
Scrooge: That, Gyro, is a matter of opinion. Now, which way to the Green Cheese?
Fenton: Whaddaya mean? Isn't it all around us?
Scrooge: Eh? How did you figure?
Fenton: Well, everybody knows the whole moon's made of green cheese - well that's what my dear mama said.
Scrooge: And it'd take a feather brain like you to believe her. Sometimes I don't know what I'm gonna - Wait - what's that?
(a UFO flies overhead)
Fenton: Look! Here's someone who can give us directions. Hello? Mr. McDuck! Heeeeeelp!
Gyro: Oh, no! We've got to save him!
Scrooge: Do we really?
Gyro: We do if you want to find that treasure of yours, Mr. McDuck. Fenton was carrying the Gizmoduck suit. That's the only thing we've got powerful enough to break into the Moon Vault.
Scrooge: All right, fine. Stay here and guard the supplies while I look for that bumbling bookkeeper.

Finding the UFO[]

Scrooge: Why, that looks like the same spaceship that took off with Fenton.
(a metallic chain lowers from the entrance)
Scrooge: Well, I guess this means I'm invited on board.

Finding a locked-away Gizmosuit piece[]

Scrooge: Blast me bagpipes! A piece of Gizmoduck's suit. (groan) If only I had a way to open this door.

Finding Fenton[]

(Scrooge deactivates the containment tubes to free Fenton and five Moon Rats)
Scrooge: Fenton! Get down from there. And stop embarrassing yourself!
Fenton: Mr. McDuck! Thank goodness you're here. I think those aliens wanted to suck out my brain and make an army of Fenton clones!
Scrooge: Bah! They'd learn that one of you is too many. Now, help me find the security override so we can get your Gizmoduck suit.
Fenton: You mean this?
Computer Voice: Security system disengaged.
Scrooge: Fenton! You're genius!
Fenton: Gee, Mr. McDuck! Do ya mean it?
(Fenton, somehow, accidentally breaks the computer shortly afterwards, causing everything to float)
Fenton: Oops!
Computer Voice: Warning. Damage report. Artificial gravity system is offline.
Scrooge: Fenton, you're a nincompoop! You broke the gravity controls!
Fenton: (flailing) Not to worry -- I'll have it fixed in a jiffy. I've got a level-three certificate of technology from Happy Ducky University, ya know.
Scrooge: Oh no, you don't. You're probably slam into the self-destruct button, too. I'll get us out of this.

Restoring Gravity[]

(Scrooge reactivates three switches that control the UFO's gravity)
Computer Voice: Gravity systems restored. All systems normal.
Fenton: Nice work, Mr. McDuck. Now, let's go get my Gizmoduck suit.
Scrooge: Not so fast, dunderhead. You go wait with Gyro! I'll find the Gizmoduck suit meself.
(Fenton walks away)

Gizmoduck Suit Piece 1[]

Scrooge: Looks like I've found Gizmoduck's armored suit. It's a good thing Gyro rigged up this hyperspace pocket for me to carry things around in. Now, only two more parts to find and we can break into that Moon Vault.

Gizmoduck Suit Piece 2[]

Scrooge: Gizmoduck's wheel. I've always wondered what Gyro was thinkin' when he designed this thing: who fights crime with a unicycle? Now, just one more part to find and I can get off this flying monstrosity.

Finding Mrs. Beakley[]

Scrooge: Mrs. Beakley, what are you doin' here?
Mrs. Beakley: I thought you might get hungry, Mr. McDuck. So I baked you a little something.
Scrooge: You're always as good as your word, my dear.
(Mrs. Beakley walks away)

Gizmoduck Suit Piece 3[]

Scrooge: It's Gizmoduck's helmet. If I dinnae know better, I'd swear Fenton actually gets smarter when he wears this thing. Maybe I'm a wee bit too hard on the lad. Now, that I've got all three parts, I can head back to Fenton and Gyro. I hope it's not too late!

Returning to Gyro and Fenton[]

Scrooge: We're in luck. I managed to find all of Gizmoduck's suit.
Fenton: Oh, boy! Now we can blast into the treasure vault.
Scrooge: Just a moment, Fenton. (clears throat) Gyro, I... uh, I think I left my favorite two-dollar bill under the back seat. Would you mind getting it for me?
Gyro: Sure thing, Mr. McDuck.
(Gyro goes inside the rocket to find it)
Fenton: Gee boss, why'd you send Gyro back onto the ship?
Scrooge: So, he doesn't find out you're Gizmoduck when you put on that suit, you dunderhead.
Fenton: But, there are only three of us here, sir. Won't he figure out anyway when Gizmoduck appears and I've mysteriously vanished?
Scrooge: I wouldnaw worry about that. Gyro may be a brilliant inventor, but his deductive reasoning skills are about as good as yours.
Fenton: Oh... Hey!
Scrooge: Would you just get on with it? Say your secret code word and activate that confounded contraption!
Fenton: Code word? Gee. I can't remember it. Oh, blathering blatherskite, I'm useless.
(The Gizmosuit activates, turning Fenton into Gizmoduck)
Gizmoduck: I mean, I'm useful to the extreme! Point me towards the offending blockade so that I might deal justice upon it.
Scrooge: Cut the dramatics, would ya, and follow me.
(Scrooge and Gizmoduck leave a puzzled Gyro behind, and just in time)
Gyro: Mr. McDuck? Fenton? Gizmoduck? (sighs) They're gone. And all I could find this was two-million-dollar bill. Oh, well. Back under the seat it goes.
(Gyro goes back inside)

Reaching the Moon Vault[]

Scrooge: This is the place. Gyro's calculations said that the Green Cheese of Longevity lies just beyond this door.
Gizmoduck: Step aside citizen, whilst I blast the door asunder.
(Gizmoduck destroys the wall with a spree of missiles)
Gizmoduck: (as Fenton) How was that, Mr. Mc -- (stops to correct himself) I mean... The path is clear, good sir!
Scrooge: Good work, Gizmoduck. Now-
(Beagle Boys storm the entrance as Glomgold arrives in time)
Scrooge: Ahhh! Flintheart Glomgold! What are you doin' here, you pernicious pilferer?
Glomgold: Why, same as you, Scroogey. Trying to corner a new segment of the dairy market. (laughs)
Scrooge: Why, you -- how did you find out about the Green Cheese?
Glomgold: Wouldn't you like to know? (chuckles) But, thanks for savin' me the trouble of blasting through that door on my own.
(Glomgold runs off)
Gizmoduck: I'll stop him, Mr. McDuck! Halt, evil-doer!
(Gizmoduck gives chase)
Scrooge: No, Gizmoduck! I need you to help me deal with the- (groan) ...Beagle Boys. Bah.

Boss: Giant Moon Rat[]

Pre-fight[]

(a joyful Scrooge finds the Cheese)
Scrooge: Mirth and be merry. I made it here first.
(a Moon Rat later comes in and eats it)
Scrooge: No, not the Cheese! Anything but that!
(the Rat transforms into a monster)
Scrooge: Great Scott! I thought that stuff to be an anti-aging culture, not an instant growth fungus!

Post-fight[]

(the Giant Moon Rat coughs out the Cheese, changes back to normal and flees)
Scrooge: Giant Green Rat or no Giant Moon Rat, nothing's gonna keep this duck from that green cheese, and all the green it's gonna make me.

Pre-Stage Select[]

(Scrooge laughs giddily.)
Dewey: Ugh!
Huey: Eew, yuck!
Louie: What is that smell, Unca Scrooge?
Scrooge: It's the Green Cheese of Longevity, lads. One flake of this stinky cheese can yield an entire gross of anti-aging supplements.
Dewey: Gross is right.
Scrooge: Oh, aye. The smell could drop the petals from a petunia. Still, it's nothin' ye can't get used to, if there's money to be made.
Huey: Speak for yourself, Unca Scrooge!
Dewey: Yeah! We gotta get outta here.
Scrooge: A grand idea, boys. Which treasure shall we chase after next?

Mount Vesuvius (All Land Clear)[]

Intro[]

(Scrooge arrives home, but something's a miss)
Scrooge: We did it, boys! All five treasures are mine!
(Scrooge's laughter quickly fades)
Scrooge: ...Boys?
(Scrooge gasps as the camera pans out, only for it to reveal Glomgold and the Beagle Boys have kidnapped the nephews)
Glomgold: Sorry, McDuck, but your meddlesome nephews are a wee bit tied up at the moment.
Scrooge: Flintheart Glomgold! You put the Beagle Boys up to this.
Glomgold: Guilty as charged, Scroogey. I've been the world's second richest duck long enough. But, these treasures will soon change that. (laughs)
Scrooge: Oh! Tell your goons to release my boys!
Glomgold': Not'til you fork over that last treasure.
Huey: Don't do it, Unca Scrooge! Don't do it.
Glomgold: The way I see it, McDuck, you're not in much of a a position to argue.
Scrooge: Aye. You drive a hard bargain, Glomgold. (gives the last acquired treasure away) Take it, ye flithy cheat!
Glomgold: Ha ha hee hee! Flintheart Glomgold, the richest duck in the world! How does it feel to be number two, Scroogy?
(soon enough, Magica appears with booming laughter)
Scrooge and Glomgold: Magica De Spell!!!
Magica: (chuckles) It's so rude of me to drop in unannounced!
Scrooge: What are you doin' here, Magica? Quick, somebody sound the alarm! Duckworth! Mrs. Beakley! Call the Pentagon! Sell me stock and bonds!
Magica: Not so fast, fools!
(the entire room is frozen with a spell)
Huey: Quack-a-roonie! Unca Scrooge, I can't move!
Dewey: Me neither!
Louie: Now, I know how a statue feels.
Magica: Hah! Greedy old fools. These creatures are far more valuable than money.
Glomgold: And just what do you mean by that?
Magica: You find secret hidden inside old painting, yes? Painting of Drake Von Vladstone -- also known as Count Dracula Duck. These treasures are part of spell to summon him.
Scrooge: Bah! What rubbish!
Magica: You will see! With power of Dracula Duck under my command, I rule will the world!
(the Treasures disappear)
Magica: Unless... you'd rather surrender Number One Dime, Scrooge. Dime is much gentler way to conquer world. Will save me great deal of trouble. Also less risk of accidental Dracula bite.
Scrooge: The first dime I ever made? Never!
Magica: Then, I will take precious nephews instead. You will bring me dime quickly enough, after that.
(the nephews disappear along with)
Big Time Beagle: Hey, dems is our hostages. Find your own!
Magica: Quiet, pig-gle, boys.
(Magica laughs as she turns the Bealges into pigs, all of whom flee)
Magica: Now, I will take leave. Bring Number One Dime to my home on Mount Vesuvius in twenty-four hours, or little nephews will become snackula for Dracula! (laughs once more) Oh, dear. Sometimes I still get carried away.
(Magica leaves as Scrooge and Glomgold break free from the spell)
Glomgold: That lousy no good so-and-so! I stole these treasures fair and square!
Scrooge: This is no time for bellyaching, Glomgold. I've got to save those boys.
Glomgold: Bah, forget it. That she-devil's long gone. You can't catch her now.
Scrooge: Maybe you're right, Flinty... ...That leaves me no choice...How about a deal? You help me get the boys back, and you can keep the five treasures.
Glomgold: Hah! Without your dime, I'll become the richest duck in the world, and you'll be nothing but a shriveled-up old has-been.
Scrooge: That's dime's not worth ten cents next to the safety of my boys! Do we have an agreement?
Glomgold: Are you joshing? It's a deal! You know what I think, McDuck? I think you've gone soft. (goes to shake hands with Scrooge) You've let those pesky rug-rats become a bbusiness liability. And I'm gonna be the richer for it.
(pause)
Scrooge: Oh, go soak your head.

At Mt. Vesuvius[]

(Launchpad flies Scrooge and Glomgold to Mount Vesuvius)
Scrooge: Now remember our deal, Flinty! Help me rescue the lads, and the treasure is yours!
Glomgold: You keep up your end, and I'll keep up mine.

In-game chatter[]

Room 1 exit[]

Scrooge: There's got to be a way through.

Room 2 entrance[]

Scrooge: Hurry up, Glomgold. Time is money.
Glomgold: It could be dangerous, McDuck. You'll go first.

Room 3[]

Glomgold: Hurry up. I'm growing old. Just not as old as you. He, he, he.
Scrooge: I'm going as fast as I can.

Room 4[]

Glomgold: (upon Scrooge bouncing on him, holding a rock for support) Watch where you're putting that thing, Scroogie!

Room 5[]

Scrooge: Where'd you go, you old pillow stuffer?
Glomgold: I'm helpin' like you asked. Quit complainin'.

Room 6[]

Glomgold: Get a move on, McDuck!
Scrooge: Age before beauty, Flinty.

Room 7[]

Scrooge: Let's go. I'm a busy duck!
Glomgold: Washed up has-beens first, McDuck.

Boss: Count Dracula Duck[]

Pre-fight[]

(Scrooge and Glomgold walk up to a giant curtain)
Scrooge: (sigh) It took you long enough to catch up. What's the matter, gold bricks in your caboose?
Glomgold: Aw, shut your beak! You're not gettin' any younger yourself, ya' old windbag!
Scrooge: Hush! Magica may not know we're here yet. We don't want to lose the element of surprise.
Magica: So!
(the curtains fall to reveal Magica's lair, with Scrooge's nephews trapped in a cage)
Magica: You have decided to deliver dime after all.
Scrooge: Release my nephews, you evil enchantress!
Magica: Ohoho! Not until you show me Number One Dime!
(Scrooge shows the Dime as the cage goes away)
Scrooge: Here it is. Now, let the boys...
(Glomgold rushes in and snatches the Dime for himself)
Scrooge: ...wha-aat?
Glomgold: It's been great doin' business with you, Scroogey.
(Glomgold flees laughing as Scrooge realizes his mistake)
Scrooge: You two! You've been in cahoots from the beginning!
Magica: No! Even before beginning! Do you remember who sold you painting in first place? Twas me in disguise, you fool.
Scrooge: Why you - no wonder it was such a bargain!
Magica: Five-dollar painting for you saved expensive treasure hunting expedition for me! And now, at long last, I am ready to use treasures to complete spell.
(Magica begins using the treasures for her summon)
Scrooge: Enough with the smoke and mirrors routine. You've got my dime. Now, release the lads!
Magica: Oh, boo hoo. No time for buyer's remorse from old has-been. Better to stick with master plan. Is much more exciting! I now summon Dracula Duck!
(treasures get mixed in the pot)
Magica: Behold! Dracula Duck: I, Magica De Spell, have summoned you to do my bidding. You must obey my will, and mine alone.
(Dracula Duck awakens)
Magica: And my will is that you destroy this meddling old fool!

Post-fight[]

(Dracula Duck roars in agony as he turns to stone and disintegrates; Magica flees in the meanwhile as the lair starts to crumble)
Scrooge: Oh, boys! Oh, I'm so glad you're all right!
Huey, Dewey and Louie: We know you'd save us, Unca Scrooge! Yeah, we knew you would. Yep. We sure did.
Scrooge: Down that hall, lads. Launchpad'll be waitin' take ye to safety.
Huey: What about you, Unca Scrooge?
Dewey: Yeah, the whole place...
Louie: ...is falling apart!
Scrooge: Magica and Glomgold still have my Number One Dime, and I'm not leavin' with it! You boys get going!
Huey, Dewey and Louie: Good luck, Unca Scrooge!
(Huey, Dewey and Louie flee the lair)

The Escape[]

(outside the lair, Magica and Glomgold are fighting over the Number One Dime)
Magica: Now! Give me dime!
Glomgold: Not 'til you give me those treasures. I want to flithy stinking rich!
Magica: You already are filthy stinky rich.
Glomgold: But, not as rich as that chiseler, McDuck! Where's the treasure?
(the Dime pops out of their hands and onto a rising rock)
Magica: No more horseplay! I need that dime!
Glomgold: Oh no you don't, missy!
(Scrooge arrives; Glomgold jumps onto Magica as she starts to fly away)
Magica: Ack, let go you fool!
Glomgold: Not 'til I get that treasure!

Catching the Dime[]

Scrooge: Nice try, Magica, but I'll be takin' my dime with me back to Duckburg. (laughs) Have a lovely time together.

Game Clear[]

(Scrooge grabs onto Launchpad's plane as Mount Vesuvius erupts; the scene then changes to a view outside the mountain)
Scrooge: Me Number One Dime, returned safe and sound.
Huey: But Unca Scrooge, what about the treasure?
Dewey: Yeah, we had it, and we lost it.
Louie: Sorry, Unca Scrooge.
Scrooge: Come on now, boys! We may not have gotten to keep the treasure, but we had the adventure of a lifetime. And best of all, we got to share it, together. You, Webbigail, Launchpad...
Huey: And Duckworth too.
Dewey: Don't forget about Mrs. Beakley.
Louie: And Bubba, and Fenton, and Gyro. They helped us too.
Scrooge: Indeed they did, lads. Now come on, let's head for home!
Magica: Let go of me, you doddering old deadweight!
Glomgold: Oh, pipe down, you mangy bird.

Ending[]

(a newspaper for Duckburg Times appears on screen, its headline reading "Scrooge remains the richest duck in the world!"; under the weather report reads another headline: "Glomgold Captured!")
(scene changes to back at the Money Bin, with Scrooge and co. standing outside)
Launchpad: it was a real swell of you to give Glomgold a lift home, Mr. McDuck.
Scrooge: Aye. Uh. I'll put on your bill, Flinty. You can pay me back in, oh, say, three to five years. With interest, of course.
(camera pans to Glomgold and the Beagles in a police car)
Glomgold: I'll get you for this, McDuck! Mark my words!
(the car drives away)
Scrooge: (sighs) Now, there's a sight I never get tired of. Come on, lads, let's head to the Ice Cream shop.
Huey, Dewey and Louie: (cheering) Woo-hoo! Aww yes!
Dewey: Hey, can we each get our own cone this time, Unca Scrooge?
Scrooge: Well, why not? I'm in a generous mood, today. In fact, each of ye can even get a cone with ice cream in it!
(iris-out, Scrooge winks to camera)