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| The episode begins with the exterior of McDuck Manor as an owl is heard hooting outside. | |
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| We cut to the inside of the manor where Mrs. Beakley and Webby are informing Donald, Huey and Dewey about F.O.W.L. | |
| Mrs. Beakley | F.O.W.L., the Fiendish Organization for World Larceny, is back. Long thought to have been eliminated by agents of S.H.U.S.H., they've risen again, led by a devious traitor. |
| We then cut to the interior of the Money Bin, where Scrooge McDuck is also training Della and Louie. | |
| Scrooge McDuck | Bradford Buzzard, the head of my board of directors, and my most trusted business partner, was surreptitiously (slams desk) spying like a sanctimonious snake of secrecy, SINISTERLY SLITHERING IN SLIMY-- |
| Beakley | Fowl's next betrayal could come from anywhere or anyone. |
| Webby | These are our top suspects. |
| Webby flips the whiteboard to show a drawing of potential traitors: Lil Bulb, "Uncle" Donald, Fenton, Bluescreen Beagle, and "Louie". Donald was surprised to see himself on the board. | |
| Dewey | Dew-abolical. |
| Scrooge | I've secured the bin with the most devious defense system known to man. I need you, the most cunning individuals I know, to spot any weaknesses. |
| Louie | (sigh) All right, but only because I love the money-- Uh, I mean, you! |
| Donald is desperately trying to wipe his drawing off the board. | |
| Beakley | We have to be ready for another sneak attack, but with Webby's help, I will train this family to become the best prepared defense team of all time. |
| Scrooge | We will be armed for every eventuality.... |
| Beakley | Prepared for any possibility... |
| Scrooge & Beakley | ...so, what say you? |
| Huey, Dewey, and Della cheers while Louie remains indifferent, taking another sip from his Pep. Donald falls off the board. | |
| Beakley | The traitor is probably not Donald. |
| Intro plays. | |
| Della | Traps, huh? No problem. Where are they, here? (spins a world globe) No. (jumps onto the desk) Here? (looks under a desk lamp) Nada. (throws the lamp away) HERE? |
| Scrooge | Gah! (catches the lamp) |
| Della | HERE? (smashes a stapler) Oh. Hyah! (smashes it some more) |
| Scrooge | (grabs Della's hand) Please don't waste those. Each room of the bin has its own unique traps designed by Duckburg's most dementedly dangerous minds: Gyro, Quackfaster... |
| Louie | Is it weird that the "most dementedly dangerous minds" are all friends of ours? |
| Scrooge | I'll set the system to test mode. You two will try to beat each of my defenses and if you make it outside without driven to the brink of madness... I'll buy lunch. |
| Louie | He really does not expect us to make it. |
| Scrooge | Behold... The ImpossiBin! |
| ImpossiBin | ImpossiBin, now in test mode. |
| Louie | Well, that sounds ominous. |
| Scrooge | Bradford won't best me again. |
| Della | So, where do we start? |
| Scrooge | We'll start simple with the (dramatically) Hallway of Hidden Horror.... |
| Louie | Ho, boy. |
| Cut to McDuck Manor's dining room. Huey is examining his Junior Woodchuck Guidebook and Isabella Finch's journal. Dewey is struggling to drag a sword into the room. | |
| Dewey | So Beakley wants us to be ready for a fight, huh? Well, get a load of this! (tries to raise the sword but fails) This... Thiiiisss..... Come on! You know what? I don't want to terrify the enemy this early in the game. (puts down the sword) Strategy. What are you doing? |
| Huey | There has to be something in here about F.O.W.L., or Bradford, or how they tie to the missing mysteries of Isabella Finch. |
| Dewey | Right, (snatches the JWG) when was the last time a book solved the problem? |
| Huey | The Junior Woodchuck Guidebook has the answer to everything. |
| Dewey | Well, we're the Duck family and we're ready for anything. (he throws the book away, Huey catches it) Now, pass the toast! |
| Huey opens the cloche, but instead of food there is Webby underneath holding a spoon. | |
| Webby | BOOM! |
| Huey | Aaah! |
| Dewey | Waahh!! |
| Webby throws the spoon to Dewey, pinning him on the wall. Huey tries to escape but is immediately caught by Webby. Beakley enters the room. | |
| Beakley | Excellent, Webby, I see you've already started. (pulls the spoon out, releasing Dewey) F.O.W.L. can strike anywhere at any time. For your training today, Webby will pretend to be a F.O.W.L. agent. She will launch an attack on both of you when you least suspect it. |
| Huey | At any time? Any place? But how can we prepare for that? |
| Donald is seen from the window to be falling down a ladder as Beakley speaks. | |
| In the meantime, Donald and I will secure the rest of the mansion. Training starts now. | |
| Webby | Ooh, this will be fun! (hugs Huey and Dewey) (whispers) I am Webby, bringer of death. |
| Huey and Dewey looks concerned.
Cut back to the money bin. Scrooge, Louie, and Della exits an elevator. | |
| Della | So, what do we got? A minatour? Lava? Snakes made of spiders? I'm ready to be impressed. |
| Scrooge opens a door to a corridor full of purple-coloured sawblades. Louie gasps. | |
| Della | Aw, sawblades? I mean... the purple is a weird touch, but otherwise this is pretty standard. |
| Scrooge | (sarcastically) Bless me bagpipes, you're right! Oh, I've wasted my hard-earned money on standard, easy-to-avoid traps. Oh, well, maybe I should do-- THIS! |
| Scrooge presses a button on the security remote. One of Gyro's bulbtech emerges from the ceiling and lights up the entire corridor with the same color as the sawblades. | |
| Louie | Wait, where did the saws go? |
| Della | And why can I still hear them? |
| Louie cautiously walks through the corridor while holding his pep. The can suddenly gets cut in half and the pep splashes. He drops the can while looking terrified, then takes out another can from his pocket. Della looks shocked while Scrooge smirks. | |
| Scrooge | The Gearloose Ultraviolet Ultraviolent Bulb. It emits a special violet-covered light that makes anything purple completely invisible, including the saws. |
| Della | Now this is a challenge! |
| Louie | (turns back) You got this, mom! |
| Before Louie reaches the door, Scrooge slaps him, spinning him around. Scrooge stops him in the direction of the sawblades, then pushes him onward with Della. | |
| Della | Nu-uh, we got this! |
| Cut to the McDuck Manor. Huey is walking through the hallway. | |
| Huey | The suit of armor? No, predictable. Hidden doorway behind the candlestick? Meh, cliche. (sound of a sword being dragged) AH! |
| Dewey comes to Huey, still dragging the sword from earlier. | |
| Huey | Dewey, that ridiculous sword isn't gonna save us. Clear-headed logic is. I'm trying to figure out possible points of attack for Webby. |
| Dewey | Webby? Where? Hyah! (swings the sword and accidentally breaks a vase) Well, she's not hiding in that vase, so... Eheheheh. |
| Huey | A well-trained Woodchuck prepares for any attack. She could be... (sees Webby silhouette on the wall) anywhere. |
| Huey | Ha! |
| Dewey | Gotcha, Web-- buh..? |
| The silhouette is actually a Webby-shaped black paper being taped to the wall and floor. | |
| Webby
(off-screen) |
Did you enjoy my scherenschnitte, the ancient art of German paper-cutting? |
| Huey and Dewey turns around. Webby is standing behind them. | |
| Huey & Dewey | Aah! |
| Huey | (sigh) Very clever. You may have fooled us this time, but you won't fool us again. |
| Huey taps on Webby's shoulder, making her head falls. | |
| Huey | AAAAHHH!! |
| The real Webby is standing behind Dewey. | |
| Webby | I've also been working on throwing my voice. |
| Huey & Dewey | AAAH! |
| Webby walks past them and lifts Dewey's sword with ease. | |
| Webby | Oh, and by the way, this isn't the attack. Nice sword. (throws the sword to Huey and Dewey's direction) |
| Huey | Huah! |
| Cut back to the money bin. |