The Town Where Everyone Was Nice!/Transcript

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	The episode opens with Donald, followed by Louie, Webby, Huey, Dewey, Scrooge and two pig tourists walking through a forest. The male pig takes a photo with his camera. While a South American bird flies overhead, the tourists all reach a town with a banner reading "Bem-vindos A Festa Da Flor" and a spiky plant in the center with roots coming out of the ground.
	(Music)
Webby	The Feast of The Flower! A festival of food, dancing, and music that celebrates the once a year bloom of the legendary Drosera occidendum, a one of a kind flower.
Louie	Never heard of it.
Webby	Me neither! A cultural tradition I know nothing about! Do you know how rare that is? (Dewey takes a picture) What are you doing?
Dewey	Documenting my adventures. The people would wanna feel like they were here with me. This place is going to look great on my profile.
Webby	It already looks great.
Dewey	But now it's in sepia. Ehhh? Eeeeeeeehehehe?
Donald	Oh boy, I can't wait to see my pals!
Louie	Sorry, who are these friends of yours?
Huey	And why haven't we heard of them? And why did you all stop speaking? And...
Louie	Please, not everything is a dark family secret.
Donald	Kids, I have a dark family secret.
	'(Huey grins at being correct)
Donald	I...
Kids	Yeah...?
Donald	...was one of the Three Caballeros.
Kids	(Nodding not knowing who the Three Caballeros Are) Oh yeah, Three Cabababa..., Oh.... Good for you..., Ooooooh....... Cool..... , I don't know what that is.
Scrooge	The Three Caballeros. Donald's old college band. They practiced that polyphonic pandemonium in my garage for hours on end. Oh, the next time you complain about bagpipes, just imagine trying to sleep while your uncle saws away at an accordion.
	(Louie and Huey make eye contact cringing)
Donald	I was so awesome. (Puts on fanny-pack & Sunscreen)
Scrooge	Ah, your fine as is. A family man, a boat owner! You're more impressive than those two warbling whistlers are.
All	(Gasp)
	(Jośe parachutes from a plane)
Jośe	Ha-ha!
	(José blows into his black umbrella, trumpeting, Panchito's appears playing a guitar, they both are on the ground fireworks explode behind them, everyone was impressed)
Scrooge	Oh, they are much more impressive than you.
	(Fast version of the Theme song plays)
José	Donald!
Three Caballeros	(Doing a unique greeting) Squawk, crow, quack, I got your back!
Huey	Secret hand shake?! Cool!
	Louie licks Huey's hand.
Panchito	Haha! Saludos, amigos! Surely you remember old Panchito and José!
José	Os patinhos! Oh, last time we saw you, you were just little eggs. (To Donald) Ey, you remember when you insisted you could juggle the eggs?
Panchito	Hahaha, and you dropped one!
	(Louie and Huey look at each other and then to do dewey who blinks oddly, Louie and Huey nod)
Scrooge	Now just who is paying for this little vacation?
José	Ha, Scrooge. The same old miser, eh? I've taken care of everyone's stay. As a travel consultant and global taste-maker, I'm always being asked to sample the best places, the best food, the best everything! We thought my jet-setting to be nice to spend the night on solid ground.
Panchito	It's my agent, again. When you are an international-pop sensation, you are but a slave to fame. Panchito, sign my baby. Panchito, present at this award show and also win most of the awards... There's no stop, my friends, but this weekend? The Three Caballeros ride again! Just like old times, eh amigos?
Dewey	Tell us everything embarrassing about Uncle Donald!
José	Embarassing? Your uncle was the cool one. Always off on globe-trotting adventures...
	(Donald struggle to get his hand unstuck from the fanny-pack)
Panchito	What are you now? Oh, a super spy? A world famous DJ? Some insane combination of the two?
José	Surely you're super successful and impressive.
	(Donald hiding with Huey & Scrooge from The Three Caballeros)
Huey	Breathe, just breathe
Donald	I've done nothing with my life, I'm a failure!
Scrooge	Aw, that never bothered you before.
Huey	Uncle Donald, you're very successful! You raised three boys and a rich in love. Isn't that the true measure of success?
Donald & Scrooge	No!
Donald	Huey, you gotta help me!
Huey	Help you? Well, I have been looking to earn my improve theater merit badge... How about you play the part of someone successful?
Donald	Lie? Perfect!
Scrooge	Nonsense. You do what you want, but I will not help you lie to impress that band of braggartios.
Huey	If you blow up our cover, Jose will probably get mad and you'll have to pay for this trip yourself.
Scrooge	Donald we have to lie to your friends, ya hear?!
Huey	Just keep it small and simple.
Huey	Sorry, everyone. Uncle Donald had a, um, very important business call.
Donald	From McDuck Enterprises, my company. I'm a billionaire.
Panchito	The same Donald, who searched our couch cushions for corn chips, now owns McDuck Enterprises?
Huey	Yes... aaand, he's taking over the family business so Scrooge can retire.
Scrooge	Geh?!
Donald	'Cause he's sooo old... Very, very old....
Scrooge	BECAUSE I'M SO-!
	(Huey signaling that if he breaks cover, he's paying for the trip)
Scrooge	So... So old.... So very, very old.... Oooooh, Donald, is that you? (Slaps Donald) My eyes are as clouded as my mind...(Slaps Donald again)
Jośe	Taking care of his uncle's legacy, a man of great wealth and kindness.
	(Scrooge slaps Donald yet again)
Webby	Long ago, an invading force let a bloody massacre that left the town empty. From the wreckage, a single flower grew, proving that no matter how terrible a tragedy, life will always find a way to bloom anew. Now, the town celebrates this triumph every year... Or something like that. My Portuguese is a little enferrujado.
Dewey	Webby, get out of the way, you're ruining my shot with your story!
Webby	My story provides context for your photo.
Dewey	Of course, this is a moment of a cultural significance... Louie, get a full-body shot, hit it.
Louie	Okay, now look thoughtful... No, not confused... Oh, okay, that's the stuff!
	(Webby groans and we see montage of the pitcures)
Jośe	I know it's not on the menu but, can we get some deep fried cassava, oh you have to try it it melts right into your mouth
Panchito	Please the adventurous billionaire, must have a refined palate.
Donald	I'll have the kids Macaroni and Cheese
Huey	Thanks for ordering for me uncle Donald, he will have the moqueca Baiana.
Donald	And more steak sticks!
Panchito	Oh I’m so sorry, here let Panchito wipe your troubles away, which coincidentally is the title of my new album. A keepsake to remember me
Waitress	Thank you.
José	Classic Brazilian hospitality.
Louie	Okay, now show me how much you want that bite! Mmm, you're so hungry, ooh you're like a hungry bear about to go into hibernation, you need all the sustenance you can get! Perfect, yeah, no, I think I really captured the flavour.
Webby	They make this pastel once a year in honour of the bloom, and you're not even going to eat it?
Dewey	I'unno, it's cold now.
Webby	Fine! More cultural experience for me.
	(Waitress comes with the bill. José, Donald and Panchito whistle)
José	Okay we can not all whistle inconspicuously.
Panchito	Lets settle this like adults. Donald should pay because he's the billionaire!
Donald	Haha, right....
	Donald reaches for Scrooge's wallet, Scrooge slaps his hand away. Donald and Scrooge scowl at each other. Slapping can be heard.
Huey	Haha, excuse me for a moment...
	(Huey grabs the wallet and bites down on Scrooges hand. Giving the wallet the Donald.)
Donald	And a nice big tip, too!
Scrooge	Grrrrr
Huey	Come come Uncle Scrooge, let's get you some rest
Waitress	Have a great day.
Waitress	Hissss!
Webby	Sorry, what was that?
Waitress	Have a great day!
Webby	Man, everyone here is so nice!
Dewey	Huh? Wha?
Webby	Who's excited for a tour of fascinating historical sights on the back of this noble burro? Webby is! The Brazilian dust in your eyes, the authentic smell of donkey, the saddle sores that remind you of your experience for weeks to come! Ya can't get that in a photo!
Dewey	Yeah, that's why photos are better.
Louie	Woof, one more! Eyy, one more!
Tour Guide	Have a great day.
Louie	Okay, we'll just crop her out later, y'know, just forget it.
Webby	Onto the adventure of learning! Where'd they go? We missed the tour!
Dewey	But we got a picture.
Webby	How is a picture better than a tour with Sir Reginald von Hoofy III?
Loiue	Webbigail, a wise old man once gave me this advice, "Pics or it didn't happen."
Webby	It didn't happen!
Dewey	But according to this pic, it did.
Louie	So wise.
José	Remember that show we played in Acapulco in spring break?
Donald	The crowd!
José	Ah right! The crowd hated you!
Panchito	You hit your solo, and they hit you with a chair!
José	He got a concussion!
Donald	I did?
José	Yeah, and you made us finish our set as we fought our way to the exit!
Panchito	Yes, I broke my guitar over someone's head!
José	It was Donald's head!
Donald	You did? Why don't I remember that?
Panchito	But, like a true musician, I kept playing, because-
Donald, Panchito and José	The show must go on!
Panchito	Ay Caramba, what a bunch of knuckleheads we used to be.
José	But look at us now, eh? Grown up, successful, responsible.
Panchito	We're not those carefree, fun loving guys anymore.
	-
Huey	You can't put a price on that smile.
Scrooge	That lunch cost me $351.41 cents.
Huey	Oh, just let him have this.
	(Panchito is seen throwing José up in the air, José spins and plays with Panchito and Donald)
Huey	(VO) It's only for one weekend.
Huey	(Shouting) WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER?!
Panchito	Oh, people love a comeback! Think of the headlines: "Panchito Reunites with Old Friends, Rockets to a Number Somehow Higher Than Number One!"
José	I'll talk to some of my people. Perhaps we can play na Festa da flor! Why stop with the festival? (Huey and Scrooge look at eachother)
Panchito	Donald, you can pay for a tour, right?
Donald	(Pulls out Scrooge's wallet) Absolutely!
	(Huey confronts Scrooge)
Panchito	No broken-down station wagons like the old days! Only the top-of-the-line! The Three Caballeros opening for (Pulls out his two phones) Panchito Pistoles! (José and Donald stares at him) Eh, we can work out who opens for who later.
	(José and Panchito exits the restaurant, Scrooge tackles Donald)
Donald	Hey, what's the big idea?
Scrooge	(fights Donald) Waste my money on a tour! No-good spendthrift! (pulls Donald's muscle) And you owe me for lunch!
	(Huey whistles)
Donald	Huh?
Huey	I think you've lost yourself in the role here. Maybe it's time to stop acting and tell the truth.
Donald	No way! I need this! (Donald gets up) I gotta go tune my instrument.
	(Scrooge picks up his wallet)
Donald	And buy an instrument. Can I...? (snatches Scrooge's wallet and runs off)
Scrooge	(Growling)
Webby	(walks to the coffee cart) Excuse me Senhora. I am thirsty, for knowledge! Could I ask you some questions about the festival?
Cart lady	Of Course!
Webby	So, how do you celebrate the bloom?
Cart lady	Have a great day!
Webby	Huh. Well, that makes sense.
Webby	Okay, what year was the festival established?
Cart lady	Thank you!
Webby	No. When was the first bloom?
Cart lady	Of course!
Webby	Huh?
Cart lady	Have a great day! Thank you! Of course! Have a great day! Thank you! Of course! Have a great day! Thank you! Of course! Have a great day! Thank you! Of course! Have a great day! Thank you! Of course!
Webby	*Shocked gasp*
Webby	Guys, something is wrong here!
Dewey	Hey! You don't just take a photographer's camera... phone.
Webby	You've taken 100 photos today, why don't you have any pictures of peoples feet?!
Louie	Because that would be weird? I-I don't...
Webby	Ah ha! Because, they don't have any feet!
Dewey, Webby and Louie	*Apprehensive confused noises*
Male bird	Thank you!.
Female toucan	Have a great day.
Male bird	Of course.
Huey	This has to stop.
Donald	No way I'm a star!
Huey	We are the feast of the flower!
Dewey	Oh, I just put that together, clever!
Huey	Are you willing to risk your life for your friends?
Donald	Go, I'll get the guys.
Dewey	just another day in the exciting life of Dewey Duck #ADVENTURE #DARING DEWEY.
Louie	#
Dewey	No. Noooooooooooooo!
Webby	I feel like the first no should have been bigger.
Scrooge	Hang on kids I'm coming!
Huey	You can drop the old man act now.
Scrooge	I can't all that pretending threw out my back!
Panchito (singing)	We're three caballeros Yes, three caballeros They say we are birds of a feather
José & Panchito (singing)	We're happy amigos No matter where he goes Yeah, one, two, and three goes We're always together
Panchito (singing)	We're three happy chappies With snappy sarapes You'll find us beneath our sombrero
José (singing)	We're brave and we'll stay so We're bright as a peso
Donald	Who says so?
José & Panchito (singing)	We says so!
Three Caballeros (singing)	The Three Caballeros!
Scrooge	Ah, that's better! Now, unhand me ya whallopping weed!
Donald (singing)	We have the stars to guide us
Huey	Uncle Donald, your voice is TERRIBLE, keep singing!
Donald (singing)	Guitars here beside us To play as we go We sing and we samba
José & Panchito	We shout, ¡Ay caramba!
Three Caballeros (singing)	The Three Caba-ller-os!
	The two pigs scene at the very beginging of the episode appear clapping.
Panchito	Thank you! We'll be here all night!
	The Sunchaser is seen flying over and away from the town.
Webby	That was so awesome! I want to relive every single moment! Good thing I found this.
	Dewey smiles, looks through some pictures, then hits the delete all button.
Dewey	No pics, so it didn't happen!
Louie	So wise.
Huey	See? When you're true to yourself, things will work out in the end.
Jośe	Things really did work out huh.
Panchito	Maybe we should get the band back together for real this time.
Donald	That is a great idea.
Scrooge	Oh, no, turbulance! Curse these withered old limbs!
	Scrooge rips the guitar from Panchitos hands, then he smashes and stomps on it.
Scrooge	I'm so sorry....